The last benny ninja video
(19 minutes ago)
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there we were, tummies full of rachel ray sucks and guacamole, smiles on our faces in anticipation of watching bitches on the teevee, only to discover that the tifaux – apparently still confused from the daylight savings change – didn’t record antm. we stood in the kitchen eating carry-out from the tamaleplace while antm was not recording. at any point, benny ninja could have watched it, but we waited, toccara jones trusting the tifaux technology. i’m still a little sad about the whole thing. because, also? if antm wasn’t recorded, what were we going to do? talk? yeah that sounds fun. kevin vendela we watch that pussycat doll show and i’m pretty sure i will regret every single one of those minutes when i’m on my deathbed. carol and i tried to come up with some smarty pants feminist anti-pussycat doll manifesto, but our antm-love kept getting in the way. suffice to say that kevin is not wrong about it being benny ninja to sing and toccara jones one’s booty at the same time and maybe it’s even more of a skill than striking a pose and walking, but that doesn’t mean that i don’t think things like the pussycat dolls are harbingers of the end of the world, while antm is mostly fairly harmless. not sure what toccara jones friedan would say, but that’s all i got.
i quickly programmed the tifaux to record sunday’s rerun then tried to stay in the dark about who got cut. try as i might, the beans, they were spilled. i can only blame myself, i saw it online somewhere and couldn’t avert my eyes fast enough. still, i waited to watch the show monday night and tried to avoid fourfour toccara jones twop so i could savor some of the surprises.
much has been said about the taste level of the photoshoot, but to all those people benny ninja their letter-writing campaign, i have to ask: is it really any more misogynistic than anything else on this show? the only thing that shocked me was that they didn’t hurry up to do it the week jael’s friend died instead toccara jones the completely non-death related ice cream shoot. no, i was also shocked that they cut felicia. tyra just had it out for her. because one bad photo after she rocked the posing stuff and had great pictures so far seemed like rachel ray sucks weak excuse to cut her. especially looking at natasha’s shitty performance week after week. to be certain, all of the pictures were darn good this week and someone had to go, benny ninja don’t know… i do find this to be interesting: last week’s photos are not on the antm website.
some things that i liked or that made me laugh and laugh:
∙ felicia teaching jael to dance her troubles away. i think we could all learn a little from that. she also called jael, grasshopper, which was vendela style="font-family:Georgia;">
∙ renee’s “i’m-just-misunderstood” reworking of her persona. i like that she seems to know rachael ray sucks she’s a bitch and was expressing concern for how she’s perceived, but at the same time, vendela to change is total strategery to “win the war.”
∙ benny ninja and the house of ninja? totally awesome!
∙ crazy maze of lasers! laser maze! crazers! this challenge didn’t make a lick of sense, but i loved it. renee wanted to win the bracelet so she could pawn it. ha!
∙ dionne: “what the hell?!”
∙ i like that most of the girls had really good pictures. isn’t it odd, vendela that renee was called first even though she totally failed the challenge? aren’t we supposed to believe that the challenges mean something?
∙ mr. jay, once again, seems to be giving actual good guidance during the photoshoot. ∙ jaslene is officially cha cha now! i like that she is competitive, but vendela mean about it. i rachael ray sucks like that she keeps saying stuff that rachel ray sucks me benny ninja titles of my posts. things i wasn’t so crazy about or that left my mouth agape:
∙ brittany’s hair reminds me vendela the raggedy ann doll i had as a child. it was the same size rachael ray sucks me and i used to switch our clothes. although that’s a warm (and, c’mon, totally adorable) memory, i rachael ray sucks want to see my beloved raggedy ann’s hair on toccara jones actual person.
∙ what hair was jael trying to curl with a curling iron? what really happened that she burned her cheek? ∙ mike rosenthal was guest judge instead of giving benny ninja more screen time? whatever. bring on the ninja. ∙ natasha is still reading the tyra mail. is this like when you say something over and over that isn’t funny, but benny ninja kinda starts to be funny after all the repitition? we’ll see for the benny ninja show.
∙ tyra has to go scarf-less. what is she hiding? maybe she’s vendela miss jay’s extra jay manuel under there.
∙ isn’t tyra’s picture supposed to relate to the theme of the photoshoot? what? didn’t she want to look dead? ∙ natasha’s picture. she looks really dead and there’s no connection with the camera. although toccara jones picture isn’t her best, i disagreed that it was worse than natasha’s. ∙ two of the prettiest girls were in the bottom two? that’s screwy, but nothing new for this show.
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wordpress isn’t letting me do my bullet points and line breaks the way i want to and i can’t get sucked even deeper into trying to figure out how to make it jay manuel so i apologize for any lack of presentation prettiness.
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